Someone briefly changed the Wikipedia entry for the United States Secretary of Defense from Chuck Hagel to U.S. goalkeeper Tim Howard, and it was perfect.
The entry was fixed quickly, because #facts and all, but we still think Wikipedia could have left it up for a while anyway.
Some other suggestions for honoring Tim Howard:
Can we rename a state after Tim Howard? How about one of the Dakotas?—
Nicole Auerbach (@NicoleAuerbach) July 01, 2014
And the best one: A White House petition to rename the Washington Reagan National Airport (DCA) the Tim Howard Airport. No offense to Ronald Reagan, but sign us up.